she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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