The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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