Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
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He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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