so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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