I love black thongs
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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