If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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