I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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