tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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