At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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