redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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