I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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