This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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