I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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