you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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