Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I wear drunk well.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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