took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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