Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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