Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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