just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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I need a beard to bite.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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