We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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