Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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