Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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