Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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