When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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