hotel room ftw
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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