There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We left an ass print on the piano.
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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