his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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