god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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