i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Randomize