Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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