she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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