Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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