if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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