so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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