I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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