she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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