why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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