dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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