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oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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