So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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