porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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