I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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