Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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