Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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