Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I need a beard to bite.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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