is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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