Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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