Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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