The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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