yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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